Thursday, November 30, 2006
Jesse Jackson: Never Far From The Media And Always Hypocrisy In Check
Pandas And Jim Webb
Experts in Chiang Mai say the unusual initiative has led to a baby boom among one of the world's most beloved but endangered animals.
Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert on the giant panda, said the boom was down to showing uninitiated males DVDs of other pandas mating.
The saucy audio-visual approach "is the same idea as chimpanzees seeing people smoke and then copying it", says the Thai researcher.
©2006
Factual References for Webb's writing HERE
Stephanie Miller Not On Date With Keith Olbermann
Camera's flashed away at an unaware Miller during her dinner at a popular L.A. eatery where she was seen gently tapping and rubbing the small sausage against her face.
Upon realizing that the paparazzi believed the cocktail wiener was Olbermann, and that she was canoodling with him, Miller tried to correct them saying, "No, it's just a tiny cocktail wiener, it's not Keith Olbermann!" Holding it up to the sounds of clicking cameras, Miller said, "Look, see - it's just a wiener, a small wiener!"
The paparazzi momentarily stopped taking pictures, doing 'double-takes' at each other before again wildly snapping away with their cameras as Miller did her best to dissuade the bewildered onlookers from believing that the wiener was indeed Olbermann.
Miller responded by saying, "Watch, I'll eat it," and did just that. The horrified Paparazzi screamed, "She ate Keith Olbermann! Eeehaaaagggggghhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Stephanie Miller, moments before eating the cocktail wiener mistaken by Paparazzi for MSNBC's Keith Olbermann.
Olbermann released a statement saying, "Although numerous women have reported that I am woefully inadequate, selfish and a dud in the bedroom, I resent being compared to a cocktail wiener. Besides, maybe [Miller] is attracted to impotent men who lack boudoir prowess who will never master even the slightest nuance of how to please their partner. And that's what I want in my woman! And it's all Bush's fault, all his fault. All Bush's fault. Bush. That's who. Bush. George W. Bush. It's all his fault. All his fault. His. His alone. George W. Bush. Yep. It's his fault! All his, it is!"
W. William 'Willy' Weenus, Vice President of Consumer Affairs of Cocktail Wieners Of America, responding to Olbermann, said, "We universally condemn the racist and stereotypical comments spoken by Keith Olbermann about cocktail wieners. As a group, cocktail wieners satisfy plenty of people across the world at cocktail parties, barbecues and many other pleasant and enjoyable indoor and outdoor events and activities. I'm not sure, but if you took a poll, I think you would find that cocktail wieners have satisfied far more people than Keith Olbermann ever has."
©2006
Labels: Keith Olberwiener
How I Spent My Vacation From Blogging
So did I miss anything?
The Democrats aren't already steeped in in-party fighting, say, some battle between Nancy Peloshit, Steny Hoyer and Mad Dog John "Cut and Run" Murtha, are they?
I heard Michael "Kramer" Richards used a racial slur, but it was so innocuous that it received little media attention. Certainly nothing for ambulance chaser Gloria Allred to get involved with.
I do know that ever since the election, Liberal Talk Radio no longer mentions the number of Iraqi war dead or U.S. Soldiers killed. This hasn't changed. Look for the Left to exploit the number of dead somewhere down the road, you can be sure of that.
And I'm sure that all the Eco-Friendly Earth Lovin' Hollywood Liberal Crowd used the most eco-friendly and least extravagant and most economical travel means to attend the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes wedding in Italy, thereby putting the earth and environment well ahead of their personal comfort and convenience. The whole wedding affair, from start to end and all that surrounded it, was carbon neutral, right?
Is that damn fence finally up and in place along the U.S.-Mexico border?
Harry "Real Estate" Reid has ANOTHER REAL ESTATE
Was "Guess The Imam Terrorist" really a short-lived game show on Comedy Central or did I dream that?
Haven't heard much from, or about, O.J. Simpson in a long time...that's a good thing.
And all of our Troops are out of Iraq, right? I mean, the Democrats did do that while I was on vacation, didn't they? Since they're the presumptive majority party, and that immediate withdrawal was what they ran, campaigned and were elected on, surely the Dems aren't going to change their minds now, based upon what they've been told by Generals on the ground and Iraq Study Groups, are they?
K-Fed and Brit Spilt? And I thought fer'sure that theirs would be a lasting marriage.
So nothing much changed while I was away. Well, that's good.
©2006
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Happy Thanksgiving
To All Who Serve Bravely and Proudly in the U.S. Military, and to those who have served, Thank You.
May you and your families be Blessed Beyond what Words can say.
A Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving To You, and everyone.
Travel Safely.
Friday, November 17, 2006
FOX MEMO: Another So What Moment
The producer of the Outfoxed documentary that helped start a cottage industry making fun of Fox News Channel took the channel to task Wednesday (Nov. 15, 2006) for fixing the news around its own propaganda aims and called on Rupert Murdoch to fire the author of a controversial leaked memo.
Are the Libs trying to tell us that Terrorists happy with the Dems being elected is not news and noteworthy? Is the Insane Liberal Clown Posse trying to deny that there are indeed Terrorists who are pleased that Democrats were elected last week?
Why would the The Left prefer no one know that Terrorists Prefer Democrats? Is it because Terrorists know that Democrats are weak on defense and the Military? Is it because Terrorists know Democrats won't fight Terrorism as tenaciously as Republicans?
Why is the Left protesting the FOX Memo to such a great extent? It couldn't be that the results from interviewing Terrorists would substantiate that Terrorists do prefer Democrats, could it?
Are you telling me CNN, or any other network or cable news channel, doesn't put out memos that they want certain issues, topics and stories covered?
How does what FOX did any different from the New York Times, TIME, Newsweek or U.S. News And World Reports when they work on leads and actively develop stories?
How is this different from what FOX did? None, Nada, Zip, Zero - no difference at all. The Liberals just want you to think that there's a difference because they don't like the angle of the story. Gee, that's too bad, isn't' it?
Besides, it's not like any media outlet has to look too hard to find Terrorists who hailed the Democrats being elected last week ( see stories below).
In the interest of FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRNESS - you know that word, the one the Left so bandies about when they feel any imagined injustice - let's have the NYT, The Washington Post, CNN, the MSM, AirHead America and all the other Liberal Mouthpieces show us their internal memos and let's take a look at what issues they're pushing for coverage. What do you think we'd find?
Terrorists Hail Election Of Democrats BBC
Iran Hails Defeat of Republicans Reuters
al Qaida Leaders Gloat Over Donald Rumsfeld Resignation Reuters - Alter Net
Whew, yeah, those would be difficult opinions to solicit from Terrorists who rarely have an opinion on global matters, let alone speak up about them.
©2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Day #9 And #10: Gas Hovers Above $2/Gallon
Care to make any other predictions, Ratty?
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U.S. Retail Gasoline Prices broken down into regions, states and cities.
Labels: Ratty Rhodes
G.I. John Kerry Doll Action Figure
Bill Grein, vice president of Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, said they could not accept the donation based on the fact that the toys are distributed at random.He said, "We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family. Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun."
Click on the > to hear what the Talking G.I. John Kerry
Voice is impersonated. Or...is it?
All quotes real and authenticated via the Informational Resource at the bottom of This Post.
©2006
Labels: Kerry Hunter
Crystal Meth Crumbling Euro?
Sulphates used in the production of the drug could form sulphuric acid when mixed with human sweat, they say, causing banknotes to corrode.
Drug users sniff powdered crystals through rolled up banknotes.
About 1,500 banknotes have crumbled after being withdrawn from cash machines, German banking officials say.
Much of Germany's supply of crystal methamphetamine is believed to come from eastern Europe, and has a high concentration of sulphates.
H/T: Lemuel.
Speaking Of Politics...
THE NEW
"Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) told a group of Democratic moderates on Tuesday that an ethics and lobbying reform bill being pushed by party leaders was 'total crap,' but said that he would work to enact the legislation because Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) supports it," John Bresnahan reports for Roll Call.
"Even though I think it’s total crap, I’ll vote for it and pass it because that’s what Nancy wants," Murtha said, three sources at the meeting told the Capitol Hill newspaper.
Murtha has been accused of abusing his position as ranking member of the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee of the House Appropriations Committee to benefit lobbying clients of his brother, and a liberal-leaning watchdog group blasted incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) for endorsing him, as reported on RAW STORY.
In September, CREW compiled a list of lawmakers, that it designated as the "20 Most Corrupt Members of Congress," at its Beyond DeLay website. Murtha was given a "dishonorable mention" by the group for being "involved in a number of pay-to play schemes involving former staffers and his brother, Robert 'Kit' Murtha."
How Will The Left React?
He also said that he deplores a timetable for exiting Iraq. His assessment differs drastically from what the Democrats want to do.
General Anthony Zinni said it's not a good idea to cut and run. He likend cutting and running to, "[You] can't put pressure on a wounded guy." His assessment differs drastically from what the Democrats want to do.
I have nothing but respect for General Abizaid and General Zinni, nor do I question their assessment of Iraq.
What I want to know, and we'll see this play out, is how the Left is going to react to this because the Left has, in the past, often said the problems is that President Bush isn't listening to the Generals.
Now we'll see how eager the Left is to listen to the Generals, won't we?
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Why, that angry, vile, RIGHT-WING WHACKJOB of a newspaper, The Washington Post - Fascists that they are - says Congressman John ABSCAM Murtha Is Unfit to be the Majority Leader!
Why, the nerve of that Christian Right Jesus Crazy Conservative Washington Post. Just who do they think they are?!
How will the Left react to the WaPo item? Will they even mention it?
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Four Five Idiots
Carter-McGovern In 2008!
The Democratic Party where Losers never die, they just keep resurfacing again and again and again and again and....to infinity.
©2006
The Adventures Of Dick Weed, Democrat!
Democrats In:
Global Warming Up
Taxes Up
Forest Fires Up
Species Die
Fence Comes Down?
Barbara Boxer, a liberal California Democrat and one of the biggest environmental advocates on Capitol Hill, was named Tuesday to chair the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. Among Boxer's first moves will be a bill to curb greenhouse gases,
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., the presumed next speaker of the House, has already promised to repeal oil industry subsidies.
A mere two days after Democrats capture Congress claiming they wouldn't raise taxes, former Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin tells them they should do so anyway."You cannot solve the nation's fiscal problems without increased revenues," declared Mr. Rubin, the Democratic Party's leading economic spokesman.
Thousands of scientists and forestry officials from around the world gathered Monday in San Diego and to urge policymakers to consider the effects of global warming when managing wildfires.
Bird Species and Climate Change was released in Nairobi where delegates from 189 countries are attending a United Nations conference on climate change.
[Up] to 74 per cent of north-east Australia's rainforest birds and 38 per cent of European birds would be threatened by 3-degree warming, the report says.